I performed under Arthur Fiedler. That is, I performed under the
direction of Arthur Fiedler at Tanglewood in a 21-piano tribute
to Chopin.
My peers nominated me 3 times for Las Vegas Comedienne of the
Year, and I won once.
I was nominated for the Best-Selling Comedy Recording Artist by
N.A.R.M., which is like marmalade with prestige.
Of my 11 comedy albums, 7 went gold. And that was back when raunchy
and radio didn't mix. Today they could make lullabies from my
lyrics.
The hit "KNOCKERS UP!" gave birth to a devoted cult of over a
million Knockers Up Club fans. They're my only offspring. Turned
out I wasn't a breeder, and my boobs didn't grow till I hit menopause.
So there's hope for all you nanny-no-knockers out there!
