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I am
thrilled to
introduce my new
line of
"Naughty But
Nice"
greeting
cards! All
cards
include a
personalized
20-second
audio
greeting
of your
choice from yours
truly.
Simply pick
a card, then
choose your
song:
1. GCB -
"Bounce Your
Boobies."
Click here
to preview.
2. GCK -
"Knockers Up
March."
Click here
to preview.
I'll stick
it inside
your card,
then you
press the
button on
the right
side to make
it play.
Have some
crazy fun
with your
friends! |
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The Worst
Way
Outside: "Honey, I want you in the worst way!"
Inside: "The worst way I know is standing up in a hammock!"
GREETING CARD $5.95
+ $1 S&H
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Sex Has Changed
Outside: "Rusty! Don't you know that sex has changed?"
Inside: "To
what?! What did you kids do ... move it?"
GREETING CARD $5.95
+ $1 S&H
Song
Choice:
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I Never Say No . . .
Outside: "I never say no ... "
Inside: "The only time I say no is when they ask me if I've had enough!"
GREETING CARD $5.95
+ $1 S&H
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Do You Still See
Fireworks?
Outside: "When a man makes love to you
- do you still see fireworks go off in the sky?"
Inside: "How can I when I'm watching television!"
GREETING CARD $5.95
+ $1 S&H
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Set of Four Greeting
Cards
Includes one of each
greeting card.
4
GREETING CARDS $20.00
+ $3 S&H
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All cards include a
personalized 20-second
audio greeting of
your choice. Please allow four to six weeks to receive your order.
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