I am thrilled to introduce my new line of "Naughty But Nice" greeting cards! All cards include a personalized 20-second audio greeting of your choice from yours truly.

Simply pick a card, then choose your song:
1. GCB - "Bounce Your Boobies." Click here to preview.
2. GCK - "Knockers Up March." Click here to preview.

I'll stick it inside your card, then you press the button on the right side to make it play.

Have some crazy fun with your friends!

 

The Worst Way

Outside: "Honey, I want you in the worst way!"

Inside: "The worst way I know is standing up in a hammock!"

GREETING CARD $5.95 + $1 S&H

Song Choice:


Sex Has Changed

Outside: "Rusty! Don't you know that sex has changed?"

Inside: "To what?! What did you kids do ... move it?"

GREETING CARD $5.95 + $1 S&H
Song Choice:

Song Choice:


I Never Say No . . .

Outside: "I never say no ... "

Inside: "The only time I say no is when they ask me if I've had enough!"

GREETING CARD $5.95 + $1 S&H

Song Choice:


Do You Still See Fireworks?

Outside: "When a man makes love to you - do you still see fireworks go off in the sky?"

Inside: "How can I when I'm watching television!"

GREETING CARD $5.95 + $1 S&H

Song Choice:



Set of Four Greeting Cards

Includes one of each greeting card.

4 GREETING CARDS $20.00 + $3 S&H

Songs:


All cards include a personalized 20-second audio greeting of your choice. Please allow four to six weeks to receive your order.



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