I performed under Arthur
Fiedler. That is, I
performed under the
direction of Arthur Fiedler
at Tanglewood in a 21-piano
tribute to Chopin.
My
peers nominated me three
times for Las Vegas
Comedienne of the Year, and
I won once.
I
was nominated for the
Best-Selling Comedy
Recording Artist by N.A.R.M.,
which is like marmalade with
prestige.
Of
my eleven comedy albums,
seven went gold. And that
was back when raunchy and
radio didn't mix. Today, they
could make lullabies from my
lyrics.
The
hit "Knockers Up!" gave
birth to a devoted cult of
over a million Knockers Up
Club fans. They're my only
offspring. Turned out I
wasn't a breeder, and my
boobs didn't grow 'til I hit
menopause. So, there's hope
for all you
Nanny-No-Knockers out there!
