Rusty Warren Greeting Cards

The Worst Way

Outside:

"I want you in the worst way"

Inside:

"The worst way I know is standing up in a hammock!"

Song Choice

Outside:

"Rusty! Don't you know that sex has changed? "

Inside:

"To What?! What did you kids do.. Move it! "

Song Choice

Outside:

"I never say no... "

Inside:

"The only time I say no is when they ask me if I've had enough! "

Song Choice

Outside:

"When a man makes love to you - do you still see fireworks go off in the sky? "

Inside:

"How can I when I'm watching television! "

Song Choice

Set of 4 (one of each) for $20 plus $3 in shipping and handling

Songs

RUSTY'S TALKING CARDS
RUSTY WILL GIVE YOU HER PERSONAL GREETING

THAN CHOOSE YOUR SONG
1. GCB Bounce Your Boobies - 20 Second Sound Clip
2. GCK Knockers Up March - 20 Second Sound Clip

I'll stick it inside your card , then you press the button on the right side
HAVE SOME CRAZY FUN WITH YOUR FRIENDS

The cost is $5.95 per card - PLUS $1.00 shipping and handling.

 

 

 

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