"What's up now?
God knows it's not my knockers!"

     I've gone from sit-down at the piano to stand-up to sit-down. I talk to women's groups about the changes in our sex lives over the last 40 years. (How can that be? I'm only 47!) Occasional cruise shows take me to Mexico and Alaska.

     Now I'm onstage in cyberspace, reconnecting with old fans who were scolded, "Don't touch that record, it's Mommy and Daddy's!"

     I play bridge on Saturday nights and travel the globe. And I never shovel snow. Why? Because I live in Hawaii. I'm having a good life because I always keep a smile in my voice and my knockers up ... well, hoisted!

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