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"What's up
now?
God knows it's not my
knockers!"
I've gone
from sit-down at the piano
to stand-up to sit-down. I
talk to women's groups about
the changes in our sex lives
over the last 40 years. (How
can that be? I'm only 47!)
Occasional cruise
shows take me to Mexico and
Alaska.
Now I'm
onstage in cyberspace,
reconnecting with old fans
who were scolded, "Don't
touch that record, it's
Mommy and Daddy's!"
I play
bridge on Saturday nights
and travel the globe. And I
never shovel snow. Why?
Because I live in Hawaii.
I'm having a good life
because I always keep a
smile in my voice and my
knockers up ... well,
hoisted!
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